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Jon Stewart on Trump’s Jesus photo denial: ‘Do you even care about lying to us any more?’

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Late-night hosts reacted to the breakdown of peace talks between the US and Iran and Donald Trump’s one-sided beef with Pope Leo XIV,Jon Stewart returned to the Daily Show on Monday evening to break down the public clashes between Donald Trump and Pope Leo XIV, which began when the pope delivered a “beautiful, compassionate message” for the Easter holiday calling for peace around the world,“It does not come into my brain that anyone in the world hearing the Pope’s message of peace will have some kind of weird problem with it,” the host noted,Except for Trump, who posted on his social media website Truth Social that the leader of the Catholic church was “weak” and a “loser”,“I am really starting to sour on this president,” Stewart joked.

“Look, President Trump, I know the Vatican’s been critical of your policies, but you gotta remember that at the end of the day you and the Catholic church both historically care deeply about the same thing – covering up sex scandals.”The host noted that while Trump’s comments upset many Christians, “please don’t worry”, as “it gets worse”.He then shared an AI-generated image that Trump posted which depicted him as Jesus Christ himself, healing a sick man while flanked by disciples.That man, Stewart added, happened to look a bit like himself.“I know I don’t have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days, but I didn’t know we were here already,” he quipped.

“I didn’t realize my look had reached leper territory.I mean, from the picture, it looks like it was touch-and-go with me for a while.”The image, unsurprisingly, triggered much backlash even from conservative commentators.But when Trump was asked by a White House reporter about the now-deleted image, he claimed that “it’s supposed to be me as a doctor making people better”.“That’s you as a doctor? Why don’t you own it, you big puss bag?” Stewart retorted.

“Do you even care about lying to us any more? Is it over? Has this relationship gone still? Your lies used to have a real spark: ‘They’re eating the cats and dogs,’ ‘Venezuela stole the 2020 election,’ And now the best you’ve got is: ‘Oh, it wasn’t Jesus,I’m a doctor,’ You need to find your happy place, and fast,We expect better lies, sir.

”On the Late Show, Stephen Colbert opened with news that peace talks in Islamabad between the US and Iran failed, at least according to chief negotiator JD Vance.“Before he admitted to this failure, JD tried to distract with some odd praise,” the host noted before a clip of Vance addressing the press and deflecting potential criticism with: “whatever shortcomings of the negotiations, it wasn’t because of the Pakistanis, who did an amazing job.”“Yeah, dude, no one is blaming the Pakistanis,” Colbert laughed.“It’s like telling your girlfriend ‘baby, whatever my shortcomings are in the bedroom, let’s not blame my erectile dysfunction on the Pakistanis, who I think we can all agree did an amazing job.’“Now, you might be wondering: where was Trump when this was all going down?” he continued.

“Well he was attending to the most important goings on” at a UFC fight in Miami.“Of course, in this case, UFC stands for ‘U gotta be Fucking Cidding me,’” he quipped.When Trump received word that talks with Iran had collapsed, he “posted his revenge” on Truth Social: “effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz.”“Wait so we’re blockading Iran’s blockade?” Colbert wondered.“That’s actually genius.

It’s like a plumber saying ‘you know, some guys would unclog this toilet.But I’m going to play some 12-dimensional chess and double clog it.’”Later in his monologue, Colbert touched briefly on Trump’s ongoing criticism of the pope, whom he has called a “loser”.“According to one Italian religious historian, not even Hitler or Mussolini attacked the pope so directly and publicly,” Colbert noted, before adding: “It’s never great when someone says, ‘You should really be more discreet and respectful.You know, like Hitler.

’”“We have a fight between the president and the pope.The world has become a real life episode of South Park,” said Jimmy Kimmel on Monday night.The host then pulled up the Trump’s AI-generated image that depicted him as Jesus.“The first problem I see is his hands are normal size.That’s not realistic,” he joked.

“This little detour into messiah status did not get Trump the reaction he was hoping for from the Christian community,” he continued,“Overall, they’re not on board with the whole false idols thing,And a lot of people were upset,So Trump or his team deleted the post, which is notable because his account almost never deletes his crazy posts,Last week, when he threatened to kill a civilization, that’s still up.

The Jesus post is down.So you know this one was trouble.”Which is perhaps why Trump tried to claim, to a White House reporter, that the image actually depicted him as a doctor trying to heal someone.“This is why, on top of being reckless and a liar and just ridiculous in general, Trump is also a coward,” Kimmel fumed.“I don’t know which is more offensive, how dumb he is, or how dumb he thinks we are.

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We need to build houses people can afford | Letters

Your report on homelessness among over‑55s reflects a crisis already hitting those of us just behind them (‘People are so judgmental’: the growing cohort of over-55s facing homelessness, 8 April). I am approaching 50 and living in my best friend’s spare room – not through mismanagement, but because the housing system has stopped producing homes people can actually afford.Yet we continue to build four‑bedroom detached houses on car‑dependent estates, far from services and transport. These developments do nothing for those facing rising rents, insecure tenancies and shrinking options.What we need is genuinely affordable social housing within existing towns and cities: accessible, energy‑efficient homes close to shops, healthcare, green space and public transport

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Sussex baby deaths inquiry will fail to learn lessons after excluding families, Streeting warned

An inquiry into the preventable deaths of babies in Sussex will fail to learn the lessons as it “systematically” excluded dozens of families, Wes Streeting has been warned before a meeting with bereaved parents.The health secretary has ordered a review of nine infant deaths at the University Hospitals Sussex NHS foundation trust amid maternity scandals across England. However, families are calling on Streeting to expand the investigation to all those who died and might have survived with better care.To date, the families of more than 60 babies who died between 2019 and 2023 have expressed concerns about their care, although the true figure is expected to be higher.Dr Marija Pantelic, a public health expert whose baby Sasha died in the care of UH Sussex in January 2022, said the narrow scope and opt-in nature of the review was dangerous and potentially harmful as it would be based on the experiences of an “overwhelmingly white and British” group of parents

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AI to predict how bowel cancer patients will respond to new NHS drug

A new AI-driven way of identifying how patients with advanced bowel cancer will respond to a drug that was recently introduced by the NHS has been announced.Researchers at London’s Institute of Cancer Research and the RCSI University of Medicine and Health Sciences in Dublin have developed the method with the goal of sparing potentially thousands of patients from being given drugs that would be ineffective in fighting their cancers.In the UK alone, nearly 10,000 cases of advanced bowel cancer are identified every year, with young adults seeing a particular rise in diagnoses. Bowel cancer has the second highest mortality rate of any cancer, behind only lung cancer, and while survival rates can be as high as 98% when caught early, the five-year survival rate for advanced bowel cancer can be as low as 10%.The study tracked 117 European bowel cancer patients who had been treated with chemotherapy and bevacizumab, a drug that was approved by the NHS in December

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More than a fifth of UK’s ‘austerity children’ scarred by poverty, study says

More than a fifth of all “austerity generation” British children have been scarred by poverty for at least half their childhood, a direct legacy of the welfare benefit cuts imposed by Conservative governments in recent years, research reveals.The proportion of children born after 2013 who spent at least six of their first 11 years of life in hardship surged after ministers froze working age benefits levels and imposed policies such as the two-child limit, it found.Austerity policies, which drastically shrank annual welfare spending by tens of billions a year and took thousands of pounds a year out of low-income family budgets, effectively pitched hundreds of thousands more children into sustained poverty.The University of Oxford study said the austerity-era growth in children exposed to poverty for most of their formative years was a “significant social problem” that would cause long-term harms to their health, education and life chances.The study’s co-author, Selçuk Bedük, said the post-2013 austerity cuts to welfare increased both the numbers of children experiencing poverty and the time they spent in it

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Private firms providing services to NHS made £1.6bn profit in two years, research finds

Private firms providing services to the NHS including healthcare and consultancy have made £1.6bn in profits over the last two years, research reveals.The findings – on the basis of contracts worth £12bn – have prompted claims of “scandalous” profiteering, concern that the health service is being “taken for a ride” and calls for ministers to impose a cap on maximum profit levels.The £1.6bn in profits made in 2023-24 and 2024-25 would have been enough to pay for 9,178 doctors or 19,428 nurses during that time, according to the Centre for Health and the Public Interest

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‘I just want to feel like me again’: the women still waiting for breast reconstruction years after lockdown

At the height of Covid, hundreds of cancer patients had mastectomies without the reconstruction that would normally accompany them. They would eventually get the surgery, they were told – but for many that promise feels more meaningless by the dayEvery time she lifts her arms to get dressed or hang out her washing, Julie Ford gets a painful reminder of one of the most terrifying experiences of her life. At 7am one day in April 2021, she had gone into hospital, alone and wearing a mask, to have her right breast and lymph nodes removed in a bid to stop breast cancer from spreading. Later that day, still groggy from the anaesthetic, in pain and with surgical drains hanging from both sides of her chest, she had staggered to the door with the help of two nurses. She was eased into a friend’s car and driven home to fend for herself

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