These are the questions I would ask the Enhanced Games … if they would let me | Sean Ingle

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The plan to fly to Las Vegas to cover what the Enhanced Games claims is the “next frontier of human performance” ended with a short email sent at 7.02pm on Friday.“After careful consideration, we are unable to approve your media credential request for this year’s event,” it said.“Due to the high volume of applications and limited media capacity, we could not accommodate all requests … thank you again for your interest and understanding.”Admittedly, the rejection didn’t come entirely out of the blue.

Unlike most sports organisations, the Enhanced Games had a pre-screening process which led to a nice PR man calling me a few days beforehand,His opening gambit? To point out the Guardian’s negativity towards the event (“Grotesque” – Barney Ronay; “Showcasing so much of the wrongness of the age” – Marina Hyde; “Competitors run the risk of their libido being ‘killed off’, leading experts have warned” – Sean Ingle),Why, he then asked, weren’t we criticising others in the longevity space? Er, because they aren’t running an event dubbed the Steroid Olympics?But after that bumpy start, our conversation was cordial,The Guardian, I explained, wanted to do a proper reporting job on the event on 24 May, including speaking to the athletes, billionaire backers, and scientists involved,The PR man said he would speak to the organisers.

Then came the email,Of course, many in sport dismiss the whole idea of the Enhanced Games, which allows athletes to juice to the gills and also offers them huge amounts of cash to compete including six-figure salaries, $250,000 (£185,000) to win a race, and $1m (£740,000) to break the world record, out of hand,But a journalist’s instinct is to go where the action is, to hear the athletes’ stories, to ask the difficult questions,Most of all, I wanted to discover in person how much an organisation that violates so many of the values of traditional sport can really be trusted,The first question I would have asked? What about the basics? Are the tracks legal, the timing devices reputable, the officials pulled off the streets? And will there be any other funny business? In 2016 Justin Gatlin ran the 100m in 9.

45sec on the Japanese TV show Kasupe! But nobody claimed he had broken Usain Bolt’s world record, because he was aided by a 20mph tailwind from a giant fan.Question two.You claim that the athletes are leaving “the old system behind for a new era of honesty and science”.But do you really believe that steroids, human growth hormone and EPO are safe? I ask because I spoke to Prof Ian Broadley and his colleague Martin Chandler, from the University of Birmingham, who specialise in performance-enhancing drug research.They told me claims banned drugs can be made safer if taken under medical supervision are “incorrect and misleading”.

They added: “We are also now starting to see some serious long-term effects from steroid use in the research,Things like reproductive function or libido just being killed off with no real clear understanding of why,”Question three,Can athletes sue the Enhanced Games? This is not a purely theoretical question,In 2005 the Guardian reported that 190 former East German athletes had launched a case against the German pharmaceutical company Jenapharm and said that steroids had caused infertility among women, embarrassing hair growth, breast cancer, heart problems and testicular cancer.

What is to stop the current crop doing the same in 20 years’ time?Question four, to the athletes.Many of you have stressed the benefits of taking banned drugs.But have you experienced any side-effects?Question five.I spoke to one former international athlete, who said you are a dangerous influence on kids because they would be attempting to follow in your footsteps.What is your response?Question six, to Ben Proud.

What were you thinking when the first needle went into your vein, and you went from clean athlete to pariah? And while we are here, one for Sam Quek, who won hockey gold for Team GB at Rio 2016 and is now an Enhanced Games commentator: was the TV fee worth it?Question seven,Will there be drug testing at the Enhanced Games? It sounds like a stupid question,But you say only FDA-approved substances are permitted, so what happens to those who cheat your rules?Question eight,The Enhanced Games also claims that “the future of the human body has arrived – faster, stronger, and enhanced”,But your swimmers will also be wearing banned supersuits, which decrease drag and increase buoyancy and studies suggest improved performance by 1.

5% to 3,5%,So how much of it is the body? And how much is the suit?Question nine,You say your “new model could change sport forever”,But we have already seen what happens when an Enhanced Games athlete breaks a world record … nothing.

Last year Kristian Gkolomeev swam the world’s fastest 50m freestyle time, aided by drugs and a supersuit, and no one batted an eyelid.Finally, what next? Enhanced Games organisers have suggested the event could become like Formula One for the biotech industry, with drug companies pumping top athletes full of their latest drugs.Do you really believe that?Personally, I believe such talk is nonsense.But I don’t dismiss the Enhanced Games out of hand.I spoke to one person in the health-tech space, who has dealt with its founders, and he pointed out they are smart people and billionaires who tend to get what they want.

While they won’t change sport much, they will claim something that has infinitely more value to them: a bigger chunk of the growing anti-ageing market.In the future, don’t be surprised if you see adverts for peptides with names that sound like distant planets: CJC-1295, Ipamorelin, Thymosin Alpha-1, TB-4, GHRP-2/6, Kisspeptin-10, Semax and Selank.Because we now live in a world that isn’t just about faster, stronger, higher, but living longer too.And that is something the Enhanced Games knows better than most.Do you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article? If you would like to submit a response of up to 300 words by email to be considered for publication in our letters section, please click here.

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How to make the perfect Spanish broad bean stew – recipe | Felicity Cloake's How to make the perfect …

I always feel sorry for broad beans, the lumpy cousin perpetually overshadowed by the charms of slender, elegant asparagus and sweet, bouncy, little peas. They’re in season at roughly the same time, but asparagus in particular gets all the glory, perhaps because so many of us are scarred by childhood experiences of large, grey wrinkly beans served in a floury white sauce (my own parents are so averse to the things that I vividly remember the first time I came across them on a Sunday roast as a teenager and had to ask a friend what they were).The Guardian’s journalism is independent. We will earn a commission if you buy something through an affiliate link. Learn more

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This cute and jovial eatery is reason enough to make a break for the coastAs summer looms, and with it the urge to stampede towards the edges of Britain in search of paddling opportunities, I proffer another coastal dining idea: Willy’s in Margate – and, yes, that name does have about it something of the naughty seaside postcard. Tucked away in the back of Margate House hotel on Dalby Square, a few minutes’ walk from the seafront, Willy’s is a blur of frilly red-and-pink seaside adorableness. It’s cool, cute and jovial, with pork scratchings and apple chutney on the menu, as well as black pudding scotch eggs, sticky toffee pudding and Sunday lunches of beef rump and baked cauliflower cheese. This menu is short, intentional and hearty, rather than airy-fairy, and it chortles in the face of small plates.But, for the foodie/sippy crowd, the signifiers are all here: there’s a paper plane and a penicillin on the cocktail menu, throwbacks to New York’s iconic Milk and Honey bar

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Helen Goh’s springtime spinach sponge cake with cream cheese icing – recipe | The sweet spot

There is a particular green that belongs to spring: pale and luminous, it’s softer than the dark foliage of winter, and quieter than the glossy abundance of summer herbs. Spinach, the colour of new growth, captures this moment perfectly. Tender and almost impossibly vivid, this cake loses its metallic edge in the heat of the oven, leaving a gentle, vegetal brightness. Baked in a shallow tin and spread with cream cheese icing, when sliced into squares, it produces the perfect ratio of cake to icing and tastes uncommonly good.Prep 10 min Cook 50 min serves 8-10For the cake120g baby leaf spinach, stems removed 120ml milk 200g plain flour 1½ tsp baking powder ¼ tsp bicarbonate of soda (baking soda) ¼ tsp fine sea salt 3 large eggs, at room temperature180g caster sugar Finely grated zest of 1 lime 120ml solid coconut oil, melted and cooled to tepid1 tsp vanilla extractFor the icing200g cream cheese 100g icing sugar, sifted Finely grated zest of 1 lime, plus 1 tsp juice80ml double creamLine the base and sides of a standard 23cm x 33cm x 5cm baking tin and heat the oven to 185C (165C fan)/360F/gas 4½

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Why we care so much about preserving family recipes

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When it comes to wines, it pays to look beyond the fashionable

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Rachel Roddy’s recipe for spaghetti with crab, chilli, herbs and lemon | A kitchen in Rome

My copy of the River Cafe Cookbook is silver, having lost its original blue sleeve some years ago. Naked, the hardback cover is completely plain, so it is my handwriting of “River Cafe blue” along the metallic spine, even though there is little chance of mixing it up with the yellow softback River Cafe Cookbook Two or the emerald cover of River Cafe Cookbook Green.Blue was first published in 1996, a sobering fact, because that’s the same year I enrolled at the Drama Centre London, as well as the year when Pierce Brosnan took on rogue agent Alec Trevelyan (played by Sean Bean) in GoldenEye. That was Brosnan’s debut as James Bond and Dame Judi Dench’s first appearance as M. Brosnan trained at Drama Centre between 1973 and 1976, which is why, when I bought the blue book in 1996, I had good reason to imagine my future career as looking a little like that of Pierce, or Judi, or both