Guy Montgomery: ‘One fan took us back to his house and showed us all his guns’

A picture


Have you ever won a spelling bee?No! I don’t think I’ve entered any formalised spelling competition.When I was eight or nine, there was a guy who I used to copy during tests.We were doing a spelling test and the word was “vehicle” and he made an absolutely terrible attempt at it.I knew he’d spelled it wrong and was like, wait – have I been copying someone who’s more stupid than me this whole time?Which word do you hate the most?None! That’s crazy! I love all words.They’re just out there, doing their best.

Who would you like to play you in the biopic about your life?I used to get compared to Paul Bettany a lot,He’s older than me, but I think he’s got range; he can have a crack,Your assistant Aaron Chen has left Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee for the United States,Do you miss Aaron or is Sam Campbell the superior assistant?I do miss Aaron,And Sam is a fantastic assistant.

You’re not going to get me that easy! I’ve been media trained by the guy who does all the professional sports players.I love Aaron.Making a show with him is such a dream.I never would have asked for him to leave.But he’s in the ascendancy.

He’s a star.So the likelihood of him being able to come back from New York to film Spelling Bee was always going to be low.So to fill the void with Sam – I hold very few comedians in my esteem as I do Aaron, but Sam is amongst them, so I feel blessed.I look up to both of them as comedians, so to get to work with them has been a dream.What is the biggest misconception about New Zealand?Man, I don’t even know what the conceptions of New Zealand are any more.

I think everyone’s so busy looking at countries visibly destroying everything, we’re kind of under the radar,What are the conceptions about New Zealand?It is now full of prepper billionaires and very expensive,Well we do have a few billionaires and it is unbelievably expensive to live there at the moment, especially in Auckland, where I live,Groceries, petrol obviously – the basic stuff that you would never consider a luxury has gone crazy,I don’t think there are any misconceptions.

What has been your most memorable interaction with a fan?When my friend Tim [Batt] and I first did our podcast, The Worst Idea of All Time, we crowdfunded a trip to Los Angeles to put on a live show there.We were young and silly and we’d stay with fans to save money.I wouldn’t race to stay with fans again.There was one guy who took us back to his house and showed us all his guns and we were like “Ohhhh!” He was enthusiastic and lovely, he was just mental.I think he had really rich parents.

It was kind of like living on a different plane of reality,I remember we were looking at the guns and thinking, “Maybe we should start paying to stay in neutral settings,”What are you secretly really good at?I got incredibly house-broken growing up,I hold the cleanliness of the sink, the stacking and unstacking of the dishwasher, even the way the laundry is hung out, to an unnecessarily pedantic standard,I’m also really, really, really good at falling asleep at night.

It’s cash money.In my brain there’s this massive “power off” button, and I can just feel a hand reaching out to hold down the button and it just shuts all systems down.My beloved partner Chelsea will be sat next to me throwing all variety of conversation topics at me to try and stop me from pressing the button – but it is a very powerful button …If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be in it?OK.I’m starting with fresh mozzarella.I’m putting rocket and a chilli onion jam in.

Listen to me go! I’m putting butter on both pieces of bread, and avocado on one.I’m putting heirloom tomatoes in there.I’m wondering if I should put bacon or chicken in there.No – I’ll put both! It’s my sandwich! This is not an everyday sandwich! This is a maybe once-a-month sandwich! It feels like quite a decadent sandwich.Who is the most famous New Zealander you know?What is the metric for knowing? Like to stop and say hi if I ran into them on the street? I know Flight of the Conchords well enough to say “What’s up?” Actually, I know former New Zealand prime minister Jacinda Ardern well enough to be like, “Hey, how you are going?” We met because I was in an improv comedy troupe for 10 years.

We performed in Auckland Central all the time and she was just an MP in Auckland Central then,So she saw us perform a lot, because if you’re the minister for Auckland Central it’s a good idea to get to know the arts community,She was very friendly to us,She’s lovely,Would you rather die at the bottom of the ocean or out in space?They’re both good options, to be honest.

Either way you’re making a statement.Not one that people would know about because obviously you’ve been marooned in either setting.Actually, what’s crazy is that in both instances I’m annoyed that I don’t get to tell people that’s how I die.We could get an audience to watch you die if you want.No, I just want it to be reported on.

Those guys died in that submarine recently, and everyone made fun of them.So I’ll take space.I don’t want to get bullied for dying at the bottom of the ocean.I think it would probably make the news that Guy Montgomery died in space.You reckon? That’s quite a nice thought.

Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont Spelling Bee season three airs on Wednesdays at 8:35pm on ABC TV,All three seasons are available to stream on ABC iview
businessSee all
A picture

Milka maker milked shoppers over size of chocolate bars, German court rules

Many chocolate lovers consider shrinkflation a serious crime – and they have been vindicated after a German court ruled that the makers of Milka cheated consumers by cutting the bar’s size, while keeping the wrapper the same.The three-week case in a regional court was brought by Hamburg’s consumer protection office. It accused the chocolate brand’s US owner Mondelēz of deceiving shoppers by cutting the weight of Milka’s classic Alpine Milk bar from 100g to 90g without significantly altering the distinctive purple packaging.Shrinkflation, where product sizes are reduced but prices stay the same (or even go up), has become all too common as manufacturers try to offset rising business and ingredient costs.After last year’s changes, the Milka bar was a millimetre thinner and the price increased from €1

A picture

Global oil inventories falling at record pace amid Iran war; US producer price inflation hits four-year high – as it happened

Global oil stocks are being run down at a record pace as supply losses mount due to the ongoing Iran war, the International Energy Agency has warned.In its latest outlook report, the IEA reports that global oil inventories fell by 129 million barrels in March, and by a further 117 million barrels in April, as countries dipped into their reserves to cover the shortfall following the Middle East conflict.The IEA, which ordered the largest release of government oil reserves in its history in mid-March, reports:double quotation markMore than ten weeks after the war in the Middle East began, mounting supply losses from the Strait of Hormuz are depleting global oil inventories at a record pace.The IEA also forecasts weaker demand this year, as the jump in prices for crude oil and refined products leads to demand destruction.World oil demand is forecast to contract by 420,000 barrels per day this year, to 104m bpd, which is 1

A picture

Nissan ponders building cars for Chinese rivals at Sunderland plant

Nissan’s chief executive has confirmed he would consider building cars for other manufacturers at the UK’s largest car factory in Sunderland, amid talks with China’s Chery.Ivan Espinosa said Nissan was “looking at options” for Sunderland and its 6,000 workers as the struggling Japanese carmaker on Wednesday reported steep losses for the year to March.Nissan announced last week it was closing one of its two production lines at Sunderland, in north-east England, because of faltering demand for its vehicles. However, it has held talks to produce vehicles on behalf of Chery, according to industry sources. Chery is pushing aggressively into the UK and Europe with its Chery, Jaecoo and Omoda brands

A picture

Lab testing group Intertek to back £10.6bn takeover by Swedish firm EQT

The laboratory testing company Intertek has become the latest FTSE 100 business to agree to a takeover, backing a £10.6bn approach from a private equity firm owned by Sweden’s billionaire Wallenberg family.After rebuffing three previous approaches, Intertek’s board said it was “minded to recommend” the £60-a-share tilt from the Swedish buyout firm EQT to shareholders, if there was a firm offer.The deal is worth £10.6bn including debt, or £9

A picture

UK housebuilder Vistry warns of ‘significantly’ lower profits amid Iran war uncertainty

One of the UK’s biggest housebuilders has said its profits will be “significantly” lower, as it was forced to cut prices after heightened uncertainty caused by the US-Israeli war on Iran.Vistry’s shares plunged 10.5% in early trading on Wednesday, hitting their lowest level in nearly 15 years, as it told shareholders its first-half profits would be hit by the fallout from the Middle East conflict.In a stock market update hours before its annual general meeting, the housebuilder, which owns Bovis Homes, Countryside and Linden Homes, said circumstances had changed since it last updated investors in March. It said: “The level of macroeconomic uncertainty has increased, and with it the range of potential outcomes for the current year

A picture

How new owner became all powerful in ‘high stakes’ attempt to revive former WH Smith chain

Shoppers at WH Smith were once accustomed to being offered cheap chocolate stacked high at the counter while buying their morning newspaper. Now, the chain’s former high street stores have themselves become the subject of a cut-price deal – as the low-profile investment group that snapped them up appears set to pay less than half of the original cash price.The paperclips to books chain had notched up 233 years on the British high street when it was bought by Modella Capital last summer.In less than a year, the future looks very different for the chain, which was hastily rebranded to TG Jones. First established in Little Grosvenor Street in London by Henry Walton Smith and his wife, Anna, WH Smith grew rapidly in the 19th century, building a newspaper distribution business as the railway network expanded