Jon Stewart on Trump’s taunts of an illegal third term: ‘We know he’s thought about it’

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Late-night hosts reacted to Donald Trump’s taunts about an illegal third presidential term and his demolition of the East Wing of the White House.From his Monday night post on the Daily Show, Jon Stewart assessed the threat of Trump attempting to run for a third term as president, which is illegal under the 22nd amendment to the constitution.Asked by reporters for his thoughts on comments by Steve Bannon that he had a plan for such a campaign, Trump answered: “I would love to do it...

I have my best numbers ever.”He also claimed, however: “I haven’t really thought about it.”“That’s the tell for whenever he’s asked about something that he is definitely going to do that is dubious legally, ethically or morally,” Stewart noted.“He says he hasn’t thought about it.But of course we know he’s thought about it because he already has the merch,” he added, pointing to “Trump 2028” hats that Trump has displayed in the Oval Office.

“What’s interesting about Trump is he’s actually worked through the various scenarios of running for a third term that he has not thought about,” said Stewart, pointing to Trump’s further comments that “I think the people wouldn’t like that,It’s too cute,”“Too cute? No, that’s why you don’t go to Build-a-Bear as an adult,” Stewart replied,“Running as the vice-president to skirt the 22nd amendment isn’t cute,But he’s the kinda guy who’s like ‘I respect Americans too much to play games.

If I’m going to run again, I’m going to rip off the constitution’s head and shit down its neck.’“Indications are very clear he’s gonna do it,” he continued, “because you don’t move into a house, knock down a wing and build a 90,000-sq-ft ballroom for the next guy.“Trump’s not a house-flipper,” he added.“He’s not Ellen.He’s in it for the long haul.

”Jimmy Kimmel returned from a weeklong family trip to Ireland with renewed perspective on his home country,“In case you’re wondering what people in other countries think about what’s going on here in our country, I’ll tell you: they’re worried about us,” he said,“They’re very worried,They’re worried about us in the same way you worry about a nephew who you maybe haven’t seen for a few years and he shows up at Thanksgiving missing all of his front teeth? That kind of worry,”People in Ireland, Kimmel reported, had a lot of questions for him about Trump, including: “Why is he knocking down part of the White House?”“I don’t know.

Nobody knows,” he answered.“I don’t think he even knows.“Back here at home, the unrest continues to rage out of control.Antifa terrorists are destroying government – oh wait, that’s the White House,” Kimmel joked over a photo of the demolished East Wing.“That’s what Trump did on purpose, without permission, to the White House.

I told you we should’ve made him put down a security deposit!”Nevertheless, Trump’s treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, defended the move on NBC News: “I think this was a judgment call by the president.The president is a master builder.I don’t know, I assume that maybe parts of the East Wing, there could’ve been asbestos, there could’ve been mold.“There could’ve been some old Chinese food, could’ve been ghosts! We don’t know,” Kimmel joked.“All we know is that the only solution was to completely smash the whole place down.

I wish the master builder would master-build in private like the rest of us do.”On Late Night, Seth Meyers also touched on the Trump 2028 hats seen on his desk during meetings with congressional Democrats.“It’s so weird to make a hat for a thing that can’t happen,” said Meyers.“Wearing a Trump 2028 hat is like wearing a hat that says Super Bowl champion New York Jets.”“So Trump put some hats on the desk during a meeting with Democrats,” he continued, “and the Democrats in attendance definitely thought it was weird.

”As the House minority leader, Hakeem Jeffries, a Democrat from New York, told CNN: “it was the strangest thing ever,”“Come on, the strangest thing ever? Don’t you live Brooklyn?” Meyers laughed,“If someone Rollerbladed into a Brooklyn deli wearing a full mermaid costume, the only thing anyone would say is ‘the usual, Jeff?’“It’s not even the strangest thing Trump has done,” he continued,“Not long before that meeting, he wandered on to the roof of the White House,“Think about how insane this is: this was supposed to be a meeting about keeping the government open, making sure troops get paid and families get nutrition assistance and air traffic controllers can do their jobs,” Meyers added.

“And instead the president’s main interest was trolling.“Trump can’t help himself,” he concluded.“The Maga movement cares more about trolling libs than making government function, which is why he keeps going on about this unconstitutional third term.”“It was a beautiful day here in America because Donald Trump was out of the country,” said Stephen Colbert on the Late Show.To start the week, Trump was on a “field trip” to Asia, where “he’s going to tear down the Great Wall and put up a ballroom,” Colbert quipped.

The trip includes stops in Japan, South Korea and Malaysia, where Trump danced to a marching band in a way that Colbert could only describe as “shuffling and swinging his wrists like a low-battery Chuck E Cheese robot”.In Japan, the new prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, reportedly planned to gift Trump a gold golf ball.“It is so sad to see how easy it is to butter up the president of the United States,” Colbert remarked.“OK quick, Trump’s visiting, what are we going to get him this time? Gold burger? Gold TV? Have we tried spray-painting a woman gold?”Colbert also touched on the fourth week of the ongoing government shutdown.“The longer it goes, the more used to having no government we get and then the less likely it is to ever end,” he said.

The shutdown is now restricting military pay.But on Friday, an anonymous donor – later identified as Timothy Mellon – gifted $130m to pay troops during the shutdown.“I know that sounds nice, I get it, but I don’t like the idea of the armed forces having a private sponsor,” Colbert said.“I don’t want our next invasion to be code-named ‘Operation Chili’s New El Diablo Triple Dipper Rib Tips: Can You Stand the Heat?’”
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