Porky Pig and Daffy Duck: ‘Jacob Elordi! That hair! Those dreamboat eyes!’

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Ducks typically live between five and 10 years, and pigs 10 to 20,You first appeared on screen in 1935 and 1937, which makes you 91 and 89, respectively,What’s your secret to your eternally youthful looks?Daffy Duck: Firtht of all, it’s very rude to comment on a duck’s age,Thecond of all, thank you for noticing how youthful I look,My thecret is very thimple – moisturise daily, stay hydrated and tell the artist who draws you to take out any wrinkles.

Porky Pig: For me, it’s all about ex-ex-ex-ex-er – keeping fit,In my case that’s running, playing b-basketball and jumping out of the way of falling anvils,You teamed up for Looney Tunes’ first-ever fully animated feature film,Were there any other Warner Brothers characters you’d have liked to join? Perhaps a cartoon rabbit? A canary? A coyote? A skunk?DD: It’s a huge movie, but it’s still not big enough for me and the rabbit,There’s only room for one star, thupported by a loyal thidekick.

A yeth man.A thtooge.Someone who knows people aren’t watching the movie to just see him …PP: You know I’m right he-he-he – next to you, Daffy? Personally I would love to have more Looney Tunes pals with us – like when we did Space Jam.Maybe we could do a special toon version of The Traitors? Except I think we could easily guess who the tr-tr-tr – double-crosser would be!DD: Why are you thtaring at me like that?Your co-star Petunia Pig also holds her own.What other Hollywood leading lady would you most like to face an alien invasion with?Porky: Well I must admit I have a little d-d-d – crush on that Syd-Syd-Sydney Sweeney.

Daffy: Jacob Elordi! That hair! Those dreamboat eyes!Porky: Umm, Daffy, I think you’re mis-mis-misunderstanding the,,,Daffy: Cool it, pig! Get your own Hollywood beau!The Day The Earth Blew Up is entirely hand-drawn,Haven’t the animators at Warner Brothers heard of CGI?DD: Penthils will always be better than computers because you can’t put a computer behind your ear.

PP: I would like to be in a st-st-stop-motion movie like Wallace & Gromit.Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morningDD: I don’t think I could hold thtill for that long.I like the motion part, but not the thtopping.You both met the famous Warner Brothers voice artist Mel Blanc.What was he like?DD: Very chatty.

Wouldn’t thtop talking.PP: A very inter-inter-inter – fascinating man.When he was speaking I felt like I couldn’t talk at all and had to just listen.Does the idea of Peking duck, and pigs in blankets, scare or excite you?DD: I would be very happy to go to China, I love the idea of being a Peking duck.Though we should really call it Beijing …PP: [Whispers to Daffy]DD: It’s whaaaaaat!? That’th dethpicable.

Why do I get my skin slithed and eaten off, but you get to be wrapped up all cosy in a blanket?PP: Pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in b-b-bacon,It’s also food,DD: That does sound delicious,PP: Stop wrapping bacon around me!Is it true that pigs don’t sweat and duck quacks don’t echo?DD: I’ve fallen off enough cliffs and into enough canyons to tell you my quacks absolutely do echo … and so do my dethperate cries of anguish,PP: I’m very happy not to sw-sw-sw – perspire.

I like to stay sweet-smelling for my d-d-dear Petunia.Of course she doesn’t sweat either.So we save a fortune on d-d-d-deodorant.Would you rather fight 100 pig-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?DD: Why are we fighting any horses? Are they mad at us? What did we do to them? Like we don’t have enough natural enemies already – hunters, aliens and goofball rabbits!PP: I d-d-d-don’t get it either.Shouldn’t the question be: 100 duck-sized pigs or one pig-sized duck?DD: I am a pig-sized duck.

Are you saying you want to fight me? Put ‘em up! I dare you! I’ll fight you and the horses!PP: Oh brother – I wish I’d n-n-never said anything.Do you ever worry about getting labelled “pig-ignorant” or “a sitting duck”?DD: I do like thitting down, but it’s hard to relax with all the falling anvils.And as a duck of great intellect and mental proweth, it is impothible for me to be pig-ignorant.Why, how could I ignore Porky after all we’ve been through together? Also we live in the same house so he’s kinda hard to overlook.PP: Yes, I obj-obj-obj – don’t like the term pig-ignorant.

Pigs are highly intelligent,DD: Oh yeah? If you’re so thmart, why do you let yourself taste so delicious when you’re sliced into bacon?Well, that’s the end of the interview,Porky, would you like to do the honours? And Daffy … does it annoy you that Porky always has to have the last word?DD: Oh, it doesn’t bother me, but there’s so much more to us than some thtupid catchphrase,In fact perhapth it would be better to end with me reciting a poem … “Hey nonny nonny, the duck is on the wing … fa-la-la-la-la, the duck begins to sing …”PP: Sorry, Daffy, but th-th-th-that’s all folks!!!DD: You’re dethpicable! The Day the Earth Blew Up is in UK and Irish cinemas 13 February and streams on Netflix in Australia and Max in the US
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Cylla, Birmingham: ‘Maybe the best potato side dish being served in the UK today’ – restaurant review | Grace Dent on restaurants

Punchy cocktails and roaringly traditional Greek food in the heart of BirminghamCylla, a classy Greek restaurant on Newhall Street, Birmingham, draws inspiration, it says, from Scylla, the legendary Greek man-eating sea monster that lives close to the whirlpools of Charybdis. She’s a beautiful woman, but has six dog heads, all grumpy and snarling, as well as a serpent’s tail.If Scylla herself were ever to turn up at Cylla, dogs’ heads barking and tail flapping, they’d have to seat her in one of the gorgeous private booths at the front as you enter the room. These are the spots to grab if you want a little privacy, which is why we eschewed the long, prettily lit cocktail bar and headed straight to this cosy hidey-hole for a round of Poseidon’s Wrath. “It’s a bit like a dirty martini,” explained our server, who was one of those warm, bright, commanding, knowledgable souls who, in a hospitality setting, is worth her weight in drachma

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Spice up your life! 17 soups with a kick – from chicken curry laksa to roast pumpkin

Technically, many soups are spiced in some way, even if it’s just with pepper. But we all know what is meant by a spiced soup: something with a jolt to it, and a bit of heat to warm up a winter evening. When it comes to soup, spice is the ultimate companion to a main ingredient that may otherwise be considered boring or bland. In this sense, the spices are the most important component: they are what the soup will taste of.But which spices go with which ingredients, and how? Here are 17 different recipes to help you figure that out

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Helen Goh’s recipe for Valentine’s chocolate pots de creme for two | The sweet spot

These chocolate pots are dark, silken and softly bitter, with enough richness to feel a little decadent, but not heavy. Make one to share or two individual ones, depending on your mood. They can be made ahead, anywhere from an hour to a full day in advance, and will keep happily in the fridge. If they’ve been chilled for more than a couple of hours, let them sit at room temperature for about 20 minutes before serving. They should feel cool against the spoon, but not fridge-cold, which dulls their luxurious texture

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Craft beer has gone stale: let’s hear it for age-old favourites | Richard Godwin

The writer Vladimir Nabokov was extremely particular when it came to language, and rather more basic when it came to sustenance: “My habits are simple, my tastes banal,” he once told an interviewer. “I would not exchange my favourite fare (bacon and eggs, beer) for the most misspelt menu in the world.”I’ve often thought of this as I’ve perused misspelt beer menus over the years, wondering what Nabokov would make of all the hazy dubble IPAs and triple brown mocha porters, because, over the course of what we might have to label the “craft era”, beer has become anything but simple. You may well have lamented this, too, especially if you’ve ever been cornered by an enthusiast at a party. India pale ale (IPA), for example, which was once a distinctly British style of ale designed for export, has, in the hands of American craft brewers, become a sort of standard-bearer for complicated beer: aggressively hopped, often startlingly bitter and/or sour, and redolent of a bygone era of millennial hipster striving

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What a ​four-​year-​old ​taught ​us ​about the ​magic of ​baking​ a chocolate ​cake

Valentine’s is on the horizon, which means we are about to officially enter chocolate cake season – that soft-focus part of winter when confectionery and romance blur together. For our four-year-old goddaughter, it is always that time of year. Just hearing the two words together makes her roll her eyes and roll out her little tongue in anticipation of pleasure, like a cartoon kid. When we told her we would come and bake a chocolate cake with her, there were squeals of joy.Settling on a recipe was the first challenge – Ravneet Gill’s fudgy one, Felicity Cloake’s perfect one and Benjamina Ebuehi’s traybaked one were all contenders

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Rachel Roddy’s recipe for pork ragu with herbs (for gnocchi or pasta) | A kitchen in Rome

It’s 10.30am and steam carrying the smell of onions, beans, cabbage and braised meat escapes from the kitchen in the corner of box 37 on Testaccio market. In the small kitchen is Leonardo Cioni, a tall chef from San Giovanni Valdarno, midway between Florence and Arezzo, who, for the past three-and-a-half years, has run box 37 as Sicché Roba Toscana, which roughly translates as “therefore Tuscan stuff”. The escaping steam is effective advertising, leading eyes to the blackboard above the counter to discover exactly what is going on in the back.Always on the menu is lampredotto