Sharper Hawks claim thriller over Cats with one mad minute of the utmost drama | Jonathan Horn

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The Easter Monday fixture between Hawthorn and Geelong, especially the four years from 2010 to 2013, saw some of the best home and away football of the century.Monday’s game may have surpassed them all.Chris Scott did his best to talk it down.But it was a game of the highest quality, and a finish of the utmost drama.It ran the full gamut between sumptuous skill and high farce.

The second quarter in particular saw some exceptional football, with the ball pinging the length and breadth of the MCG and the skills as good as you’ll see in the modern era.The buildup to Hawthorn’s first goal from Jack Gunston featured nine propulsive handballs, each incrementally bringing them closer to the corridor.And that’s how they transitioned the ball all afternoon, with smart, quick, angle-changing handballs culminating in a final kick inside 50, invariably to Gunston in an acre of space.Geelong are no slouches in that facet of the game, but the Hawks were a bit bolder and a bit sharper.Sam Mitchell and Chris Scott, both master manipulators, said “no more of this free-flowing stuff” and clogged the game up in the third quarter.

It was still an intense affair however, with no time to think or move,When Josh Weddle flushed a long set shot from deep in the Members pocket, Hawthorn looked like the team with more run in their legs,And when Jack Ginnivan marked seconds before the final break, he stuck his tongue out and chatted amiably with all around him, no doubt saying words to the effect of “these are the moments I get out of bed for”,Halfway through the final quarter however, Geelong had all the momentum,Mark Blicavs, the ultimate “deploy where required” player, snapped truly on his left, surely the best goal of his 299-game career.

What followed was the antithesis of the previous two hours.It was 10 minutes of bonkers, error-strewn football.Mabior Chol, after nearly tripping over those long legs of his, shambled a goal but then missed two in as many minutes.Blicavs ballooned a snap (this time on his preferred foot) into the 20th row of the Members Reserve.So many others were tripping over themselves, hurtling into one another and sending the ball sailing out on the full.

The mayhem was alleviated by two moments of calm competence from the respective full forwards – first from Shannon Neale and then from Mitch Lewis squaring things up at the other end.It left one mad minute.Hawthorn surged the ball forward like a rugby union team.And it was the cleanest, coolest-headed player in his team, an immaculate footballer who is never rushed and never ruffled, who was suddenly shambling about desperately.In the maelstrom, Gunston threw his leg at a bobbling ball and Hawthorn had a rare Easter Monday win.

A draw would have been fitting but it was good that one set of supporters got to celebrate a game of that quality with gusto,Earlier in the day, Gunston had set off on one of his deadly, perfectly timed leads and immediately grabbed for his hamstring,When they replayed the incident on the big screen, the MCG crowd let out a collective groan,It was a good example of why you don’t need the intervention of the public announcer, and that a crowd can respond to an event organically and authentically without an inhouse DJ or “fun facilitator”,Taking a deep breath and tracking way back to Good Friday, and both games were highlighted (and won) by two smothers from two very different footballers with two very different heads of hair.

Fremantle’s Alex Pearce’s artfully tousled mane is straight from the early 1990s and his flying smother against Adelaide was reminiscent of Kevin Costner taking the bullet for Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard.North Melbourne’s George Wardlaw sports a far more conservative arrangement of hair but he was every bit as desperate as Pearce.He was already launching his smother when Carlton’s begoggled Frankie Evans was still organising his body and mind to kick.Wardlaw is a danger to himself at times.But it was a brutal final quarter and he was just the man for the moment.

At one point he was whacked in the stomach and he was a considerably angrier footballer from that point on.And it has to be asked, Carlton can talk about “alignment”, “leaning in”, and “ownership” and all that nonsense as much as they like, but how many of their players are as willing to go as far down the well as Wardlaw?The Roos had some mind-bogglingly bad moments in this game – moments where they’d step on the usual rakes, give away the usual penalties and generally endeavour to shoot themselves in the foot as much as possible.But in that final 10 minutes, they looked like a proper, adult team, a team you could trust, a team that finally trusted themselves.It always felt as though the Blues had them at arm’s length.Until, as is Carlton’s way, they didn’t.

The Roos smelled blood and the Blues fell in a heap.The corresponding game last year was just about as low as the North Melbourne supporting experience gets.This, like Hawthorn’s on Monday, was a win to savour.
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Oats, sardines and crisps: emergency foods to stockpile – and why you should share them

People should have an emergency stockpile of food in their homes in case conflicts, extreme weather or cyber-attacks shut down supplies, leading UK experts have told the Guardian.In an ever more turbulent world, they say it is essential to choose long-life items that can be eaten without cooking – think tinned beans, vegetables and fish, rice crackers, and oats that can be soaked. But it is also important to choose items you actually like to eat, and some treats such as chocolate or crisps to keep your spirits up. You will also need water – lots of it – not just to drink but for washing too.Perhaps the most surprising advice is to be prepared to share your stockpile with neighbours

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Reese’s chocolate heir accuses Hershey of altering recipes: ‘It wasn’t real peanut butter’

The grandson of HB Reese, the inventor of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, has accused the chocolate giant Hershey of faking a pledge to investors to switch back the recipes of its popular products – including KitKat – to the original milk and dark chocolate ones.A confectionery-focused dust-up between Brad Reese and the $42bn Pennsylvania-based company began in February when Reese, 70, accused the company of “quietly replacing” the ingredients – or “architecture” – in his grandfather’s invention with cheaper “compound coatings” and “peanut-butter-style crèmes”.At a recent Hershey investor conference, the company said it would change about 3% of select products to the original recipes but maintained it had never altered the renowned Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.The company’s chief growth officer, Stacy Taffet, said Hershey was “transitioning our sweets portfolio to colors from natural sources, and ensuring that all Hershey’s and Reese’s offerings are consistent with their brand’s classic milk and dark chocolate recipes”. The changes are planned to come into effect by next year

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Put away the Aperol and raise a glass to Hugo spritz, the drink of the summer

Pub gardens and bar terraces have been awash with a sea of orange in recent years as Italy’s love of Aperol spritz spread to the UK. But this year the cocktail’s cousin, a Hugo spritz, will be the drink of the summer, according to supermarkets and bars.It is already being served across the country, including at Sea Containers on the banks of the Thames and Mayfair’s swanky Claridge’s hotel in London, 20 Stories bar in Manchester and the Bridge Tavern in Newcastle. Wetherspoons has the cocktail on its menu nationwide.“In the past year, we have noted that there has been a wider shift among our guests towards drinks with lower alcohol percentages, particularly during the day – a Hugo spritz fits rather neatly into this space,” said George Raju, director of bars at Claridge’s

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Helen Goh’s recipe for ricotta, rum and raisin cake | The sweet spot

This is a cake for the long, ambling tail-end of an Easter lunch. It’s gently scented with orange and vanilla, lightened by ricotta, and studded with rum-soaked raisins that bring bursts of sweetness to each slice. Ideally, they’d be soaked overnight to plump them into something luscious, but if time gets away from you, take a shortcut: put the raisins and rum in a microwave-safe bowl, zap for 20–30 seconds, then leave to cool and absorb. The chocolate glaze is optional; on days when you want something simpler (or lighter), a generous sifting of icing sugar is all this cake needs. Serve with a small glass of grappa or something similarly warming for a quietly perfect way to bring a feast to a close

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Cocoa-crazy: chocolate-infused liqueurs deserve their own moment

Among my minor childhood traumas was the time my dad returned from a business trip to Belgium with a smart box of assorted chocolates (cue tiny violins). Expecting caramel, I bit into a truffle and was met by an explosion of very boozy liqueur. The box seemed to be an exciting change from the usual duty-free Toblerone, but after this incident, truffle assortments have always struck me as deeply unsafe. (I have tried liqueur-filled chocolates since, but still remain flummoxed by them.)The Guardian’s journalism is independent

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Baked cheesy smoked haddock and lemon icebox pudding: Henry Harris’ alternative Easter lunch

Sometimes all you want is a hot, bubbling dish and a spoon, and for me today’s cheesy haddock is that dish – a 15-minute supper to be enjoyed in front of the telly with a salad or a large bowl of hot buttered peas. Add a lemony, biscuity iced dessert, and you have a light, very easy and enjoyable supper that’s almost the perfect close to a long Easter weekend.Choose your smoked haddock carefully: you want large, thick fillets of undyed fish. Stating the obvious, here, but a good fishmonger will have this; a supermarket never. The creme fraiche must be a French, naturally soured cream, too, becausethe cheaper English versions coagulate when heat is applied, resulting in an unpleasant, watery gunk