Claire Hooper: ‘People have different forms of therapy. Songs for the Deaf by Queens of the Stone Age is mine’

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The premise of your new standup show, Fun Show xx, is that you are not a fun person.What is the least fun thing about you?The minute my husband leaves the house, I turn the music off.I love silence.For my 40th birthday my husband, my two babies and I flew to Adelaide and hired a car to drive to the Barossa.My husband said, “It’s your birthday, you get to choose the playlist!” and I said, “Just complete silence please.

” So we drove in silence for 90 minutes and that’s all I wanted.I’m not looking for life to be more fun.I just want less of everything, thank you.My dream is five hours of uninterrupted thinking time.Which book, album or film do you always return to and why?Queens of the Stone Age’s album Songs for the Deaf.

When it came out, I was getting my shit together – I was no longer engaged to a guy that I wasn’t going to marry and I knew what I wanted to do.Nearly 10 years ago, I did a rage room and they asked “What do you want to listen to while you smash stuff?” And I said, “Complete silence, please.” Like, I’m not right.And they went, “I think you should put something on.” So I put on that album.

And I think I’ve accidentally loaded way too much meaning on it,That CD is the only CD in my car,So when I do a road trip, I will listen to nothing, and then I will play the first three tracks on that album and repeat the third track three times in a row,And I will bawl the whole way through it and then I’ll just shut it off and drive in silence again,Other people have different forms of therapy, but this album is the only way I can access my emotions in a safe way.

I very rarely listen to the end of the album,Isn’t that mad? I’m really afraid of this being in the public domain,If you could change the size of any animal to keep as a pet, what would it be?The bigger the better,If anything, I think all dogs are too small,What is the most chaotic thing that has ever happened to you on stage?Honestly, there’s been some rippers.

I once did a corporate gig for a construction company where everyone was sitting at round tables, which means most people are not facing you.It was not a raised stage.The room was L-shaped and next to a noisy kitchen, so they couldn’t hear.There were balloon centrepieces and some giant pillars, so nobody could see.And I also got introduced by them going, “Oh, I hope you do better than the guy we had last time”, which is the biggest red flag of all.

It was so awful.I was getting paid for 20 minutes, but I was so relieved to get off the stage.Then the band kicked off and some guy who worked at this company thanked me, then grabbed me and made me slow dance with him for the first song.To have battled through 20 horrendous minutes and be like, finally I’m free – then be physically dragged by the hand and made to dance with him, in the centre of the stage: it was humiliation on top of humiliation.Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morningWhat is the strangest thing you’ve done for love?My husband [podcaster Wade Duffin] and I got engaged five weeks after meeting.

He’s the love of my life so I don’t feel like I’ve done anything especially strange.But we knew that it would worry friends and family, so we didn’t really announce it.I actually didn’t think marriage was a thing I was going to do – I’d been engaged and called it off like three weeks before the wedding back in my 20s.But within a week of meeting me, he was like, “I’m going to ask you to marry me one day, but I know it’s too soon.” I was like, “Fine!” Five weeks went and he said, “Is it still too soon?” And I said, “Nah!” It was very unromantic, but also incredibly romantic.

We got married in 2008 and we’ve been together ever since,Do you have a nemesis?No!That was definitely the face of a woman that has a nemesis,Well, how do you define nemesis? There is a person who I don’t wish well,If they enter the room, I think, is there a way to get out of this room?That’s tantalising,Who is the most underrated comedian?Bronwyn Kuss is an absolute genius at comedy, but she has at least received critical acclaim – so can you say she’s underrated? I feel she should be touring in giant venues and everyone should know her name.

But at least she has got the awards and the reviews.This almost feels like a controversial call, but Pete Helliar is a great example of someone who other comedians forget is actually really good at comedy.I do it! But he is smart and professional and he has incredibly good comedy instincts.His shows are really funny.What has been your most cringeworthy run-in with a famous person?Oh, shit, this one was awful.

When I was working in commercial radio, they’d send me along to a press launch to ask a question and get a good radio grab.Anyway: Shane Warne did not like me.He had designed a Matchbox toy car and there was a press conference for it and I can’t remember what my exact question was, but it was essentially, “Is it true that when men design cars, they’re modelling them on something else?” I couldn’t believe how little he wanted any part of that question.I sat back down and went, “Wow, he doesn’t like having a joke with a comedian.” Like, I want my Matchbox car taken seriously, how dare you!If you had a sandwich named after you, what would be in it?It would be a flour tortilla with crunchy peanut butter rolled up in it like a swiss roll.

I know that’s not a sandwich, but that’s what I eat and nobody else I’ve ever met does that.I really enjoy crunch in the doughiness.I love that it is not messy and you can eat it while you’re driving.I’m all about efficiency.It is extremely calorie dense.

But if you are too busy for a meal, it will give you energy that will get you to the end of your night and you can eat vegetables tomorrow.Where is the weirdest place you’ve been recognised?I was getting a colonoscopy a few years ago.So I changed into the robe and little socks and walked into the surgery and the nurse – and I’m gonna name-check her – Narelle went, “Oh! I’ve been watching you on The Great Australian Bake Off!” And I swear this is true, because you never say the right thing in these moments, but I replied, “Get ready for a very different viewing experience, Narelle.”Claire Hooper’s Fun Show xx is touring Melbourne international comedy festival 26 March – 19 April, Sydney comedy festival 9–10 May and Brisbane comedy festival 14–17 May.
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Let them eat 1,600 cakes: inside Australia’s first Cake Picnic

Baker Alice Bennett, also known as Miss Trixie Drinks Tea, is the self-proclaimed queen of cakes in Melbourne. She assumes her cheeky email signature is why she was tapped as an assistant judge at Australia’s inaugural Cake Picnic. When the global phenomenon descended on Kings Domain in Melbourne last Saturday, 1,600 cakes were artfully presented and then summarily devoured as part of the Melbourne Food and Wine Festival (MFWF).Created in San Francisco in 2024 by amateur baking enthusiast Elisa Sunga, the first Cake Picnic was conceived as a way for the Californian to eat more cake than she could be bothered to bake. Her event has now toured nine cities, and will be visiting Sydney on Saturday 28 March

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Joe Woodhouse’s recipes for orecchiette with chickpeas, and polenta chips with saucy chickpeas

I love pasta sauces that come together while the pasta is cooking. This one is lovely and wholesome, great for when the weather starts to warm up a little, and one of those that you can make pretty much year-round. The polenta chips, meanwhile, came about when I wanted to bulk up a plate of beans without the mess (and the pan of hot oil) that comes with making chips. The polenta can be made and set ahead, either during the day or the night before, or it will sit happily in the fridge for a couple of days.Sub in other green veg, such as shredded cavolo nero or even sliced courgettes

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Fewer eggs, higher prices: Cadbury ‘doubled down’ on Easter chocolate shrinkflation, Choice finds

This year’s Easter baskets may be under-egged, as boxes of the festive chocolate treats become smaller and more expensive. An annual price comparison by Australia’s consumer watchdog has found that the cost of “pretty much all chocolate products” in the Easter egg category has gone up, said Choice journalist Liam Kennedy. But while most products have stayed the same size, some have been hit by shrinkflation as well.Cadbury are “definitely our main culprit”, Kennedy said. In 2025, Choice found that the brand’s largest pack of hollow Easter eggs reduced from 408g to 374g, while increasing in price from $12

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Welcome to the United States of Mancunia

A new wave of hyper-regional hoagies, subs and pizzas are taking over Manchester’s food scene. But are they really as American as apple pie?It’s just after midday, on a chilly, wind-whipped Friday in central Manchester, and an ever-growing crowd of people in puffer jackets is spilling out from a Chinatown service alley. A few yards away, there’s another huddle of bundled-up figures, dipping into capacious paper bags to set up an improvised picnic on the junction boxes outside a corner pub. Fistfuls of crinkle-cut chips are snaffled, cans of pop are sipped, and, despite the pervading scent of bin juice and fried chicken, enormous, truncheon-sized sandwiches are unwrapped and messily dispatched.It looks a little like a staged re-enactment of Covid-era dining practices

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How to make the perfect cheese khachapuri – recipe | Felicity Cloake's How to make the perfect …

The first time I encountered what Tiko Tuskadze describes as “perhaps the most iconic of all Georgian dishes” was in her London restaurant, Little Georgia, back in the days when it was a tiny space on Broadway Market. If “traditional cheesebread … baked to order” sounded good on the menu, the reality of khachapuri was even better: a golden round of fluffy, buttery bread spilling forth frills of hot, salty dairy on to the plate (this is the kind of thing that passes for fast food in Georgia, according to Silvena Rowe, which makes me feel as if we’ve been slightly short-changed.)Tuskadze goes on to explain in her book Supra that there are “as many variations … as there are families in Georgia” – the boat-shaped, open adjaruili that Polina Chesnakova notes has “taken the internet by storm”, the Ossetian mashed potato variety and the Gurian take with hard-boiled eggs and a “supremely fluffy, slightly oniony, soufflé-like cheese filling”, which inspires Caroline Eden to share with readers of her book Green Mountains the glorious Georgian word shemomechama, “which loosely translates as, ‘I accidentally ate the whole thing’”. Here, however, I’m going to concentrate on what Chesnakova says is “by far the one most commonly consumed in Georgia itself”, and also the one that reminds Tuskadze most of home, namely imeruli khachapuri, originally from the west-central region of Imereti, which is “essentially a flat bread stuffed with buttery imeruli cheese curds and cooked on the stovetop”. Need I say more?After noting that the shape and filling varies according to region, Darra Goldstein writes in her book The Georgian Feast that, similarly, “the dough can be yeasty with a thick crust, many-layered and flaky, or tender and cake-like”, but “at home, khachapuri is more often made without yeast, with baking soda (a European import) or yoghurt used to tenderise the dough”

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Cooking with Angela Hartnett: ‘I love food, but I don’t need to talk about it 24/7’

Angela Hartnett’s home kitchen isn’t a place you could recreate, however much Le Creuset you bought. A basement in east London, it has the relaxed timelessness of a villa in a Sally Rooney novel, but the embedded knowledge of a Michelin-starred chef who’s been cooking since she worked in her family’s chippy 40 and a bit years ago (she’s now 57) – every utensil exactly where your hand would be looking for it, everything mysteriously the right size.Today she’s making a poached chicken with spring vegetables. It sounds simple, and it’s maybe the fundamental paradox of food that the simpler a dish – the fewer the ingredients, the less fussing about – the easier it is to screw up. Poached chicken can come out the colour of over-washed underpants, although, to be fair, still taste delicious