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Jimmy Kimmel on Trump Pearl Harbor joke: ‘Everything he knows about it begins and ends with the Ben Affleck movie’

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With The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on hiatus until at least 27 March, late-night hosts on Thursday discussed Donald Trump’s snafu while meeting Japan’s prime minister, his caginess over Iran, and new findings in the Epstein investigations.On Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the host discussed Trump’s visit to Japan and meeting with Sanae Takaichi.As a welcome gift, the prime minister presented the US president with 250 cherry trees to commemorate the upcoming 250th US anniversary.“This is a guy who paved over the Rose Garden,” commented Kimmel.“What is he going to do with 250 cherry trees? He’ll probably use them to build a Waffle House or something.

”Trump’s main agenda for the Takaichi meeting was to convince Japan to support his ongoing war in Iran.When asked in a press conference why he did not tell US allies of the attacks in advance, he said: “We wanted surprise.Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”“I guess we should be grateful he didn’t do an accent,” joked Kimmel.“What is going through that orange head of his there? There’s no doubt in my mind that everything he knows about Pearl Harbor begins and ends with the movie starring Ben Affleck.”Kimmel then moved on to developments in the Epstein files investigations.

Despite Trump’s claims that Epstein was kicked out of Mar-a-Lago, a newly unredacted 2009 email between Trump and Epstein’s attorneys shows Trump saying that Epstein was “not a member.May have been a guest.Never asked to leave.”“This document from 17 years ago would indicate that the president of the United States isn’t telling the truth,” said Kimmel, pretending to be shocked.Meanwhile the partial US government shutdown has resulted in long airport lines across the country, with 50,000 TSA agents working without pay.

“Some of them from the TSA are reported to be selling blood to pay their bills,” said Kimmel, “which is even harder for TSA agents because they’re not allowed to put their blood in containers larger than 3oz.”Seth Meyers also poked fun at Trump’s comments about Pearl Harbor to Takaichi, the prime minister.“‘Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?’” the host asked, quoting Trump.“Uh, I guess because neither of you had been born yet?”“What are you talking about?” continued Meyers.“Do you mean the movie Pearl Harbor? Because Japan didn’t do that.

We did that to ourselves.”In the press conference, Trump praised Takaichi’s English speaking, adding that he hadn’t picked up Japanese yet.“Oh, nobody thought you had picked up Japanese,” deadpanned Meyers.“You already have your hands full with English.”When asked yesterday if he would send more troops to Iran, Trump said: “If I were, I certainly wouldn’t tell you.

”To Meyers’ mind, that spoke volumes.The host called the comments “extra rude, considering who asked”, before flashing up a picture of JD Vance.On Thursday, Markwayne Mullin’s nomination for homeland security secretary was advanced by a key Senate committee.The former Oklahoma senator said that when he was first elected to Congress, he did not know how to tie a necktie.“Yeah, I think we made it clear that’s not disqualifying,” said Meyers.

“The dress code is slowly turning into custody-hearing casual.”Yesterday also saw Trump meet with Micheál Martin, Ireland’s prime minister, as part of the annual Shamrock Bowl presentation.The president told the press that he “feels like” he has Irish blood, adding: “I’m not too far, I have Scottish blood.Is that good or bad?”“And long story short, we’re in another war,” joked Meyers.The host then turned to lighter subjects with the news that the most popular US puppy name is Luna.

“The least popular name is still Ghislaine,” Meyers quipped.“If Ghislaine walked out and got lost, you wouldn’t walk out and yell that name,” he said.“That dog’s gone.”
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‘They call me Grandpa Joe’: coach Schmidt in a hurry as clock ticks down on Wallabies reign

Joe Schmidt was in Melbourne’s west coaching Footscray RFC’s under-18s on Monday night, then conducting a 20-minute Q&A that ran to two hours. The next day he called together the Wallabies leaders and challenged them to set the standards at their Super Rugby clubs. By Wednesday he was deep in meetings with Queensland Reds boss Les Kiss, the coach who will take over the national side in July.Schmidt is just off another call with Kiss when he arrives to speak with Guardian Australia, biceps bulging after a workout and eyes gleaming ahead of another day spent dragging the Wallabies back to respectability and priming them for the 2027 World Cup on home soil.This relentless work ethic runs contrary to the title his grandchildren have given him

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NYU’s historic 91-game unbeaten streak snapped by Scranton in Final Four

New York University’s historic 91-game winning streak is over after a 60-52 loss to Scranton in the Final Four of the Division III NCAA Tournament on Thursday night, ending one of the longest unbeaten runs in college basketball history.The Violets (29-1) had the second-longest winning streak in NCAA history, trailing only UConn’s 111-game run between 2014 and 2017, and were seeking a third consecutive national championship. Instead, Scranton (32-0) advanced to the title game, holding off a late NYU rally.NYU’s last defeat had come on 11 March 2023, when they were beaten by Transylvania in the Elite Eight. In the three years since, the Violets had not lost, building a dominant program under head coach Meg Barber

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‘It’s not about punishing’: Five key issues for English rugby to resolve after the Six Nations

Steve Borthwick will be reprieved by the RFU’s review but there are other factors at play from the makeup of his backroom team to the conveyor belt of talentThe Rugby Football Union’s review into England’s least successful championship for 50 years is already up and running with an alacrity that would impress Louis Bielle-Biarrey. And one detail seems clear: barring something spectacular, Steve Borthwick will still be coaching the team this summer. As one well-placed insider put it: “This review is about supporting Steve to make improvements. If change is needed, change is needed but it’s not about punishing him. He’s absolutely going to be in post this summer, there’s no question about that

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Meg Jones to captain England at Women’s Six Nations with Zoe Stratford pregnant

Meg Jones has been chosen to lead England’s world champions in 2026 after the regular Red Roses captain, Zoe Stratford, announced her pregnancy on Wednesday.Jones, who was vice-captain when England beat Canada to lift the World Cup last September, will take over from Stratford for the upcoming Women’s Six Nations. England kick off their campaign against Ireland on 11 April at Twickenham when a tournament-record crowd of more than 60,000 will be in the stands.The 29-year-old centre said: “Firstly, I’m really excited for Zoe and wish her and Strats [Luke, Zoe’s husband] every happiness on their news. It’s a huge honour to have been named captain of the Red Roses

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For Mexico and Canada, injuries are striking just as World Cup hosting duty looms

When Marcel Ruiz slumped into the grass of San Diego FC’s Snapdragon stadium late in the first half of Toluca’s Concacaf Champions Cup game last Wednesday, he seemed to already know. He covered his mouth with his left hand and clutched his right knee – first the back of it, then the front – with his other hand. He turned his head every which way, perhaps hoping that he might scan something or someone who would tell him that this was not in fact happening. That his World Cup on home soil was not already over three months before it was to even start. That Mexico’s injury crisis had not just deepened further

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No Limit: can rap mogul Master P really become an elite basketball coach?

The 55-year-old has is an assistant coach at the University of New Orleans. Now he believes he can take the step up to the top of his sportYou are Arizona State athletics director Graham Rossini, more of a forward-thinking sports executive than a classic campus administrator. The Sun Devils basketball team have just staggered through another middling season, missing the NCAA tournament for a third straight year. You’ve just fired coach Bobby Hurley, but the vacancy isn’t what anyone in the sport would call coveted – not compared to a blue-blood program like Duke or Kentucky, or even the cross-state rival Arizona Wildcats men’s basketball, standard-bearer of the old Pac-10.You could hire another hardwood hero like Hurley, a Duke Blue Devils men’s basketball supervillain whose winning pedigree as a player surfaced only in flashes over 11 uneven years on the sideline

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‘Huge build-up of risk’: London’s centuries-old shipping industry wrestles with Iran war

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JP Morgan Chase to use computer estimates to monitor hours worked by junior bankers

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Marmite maker Unilever in talks to merge food business with US-based McCormick

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Work from home and slow down on the road: world’s energy watchdog advises emergency measures as oil prices rise

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High charges, poor service: NCP hits the skids as drivers change habits

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Shrinkflation takes a bite out of Easter eggs as shoppers pay more for less

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